When I go to the orthopedist, or the dermatologist, they don’t lecture me. They might give me some advice, and even if it gets a little stern, I let it slide, because hey, it’s not like I had “Ulysses the UV Ray” telling me that he was trying to kill me every time my eyes strayed from the alphabet charts.
In closing, dentists, back the F off. Seriously. Fix my teeth, and shut up doing it. Nobody wants to hear your crap, because nobody likes you, because you’re a bunch of assholes. We're done here.