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From: ricktheclown@cablecast.net
Date: Sat, Aug 27, 2011 at 10:00 AM

Subject: 8/27 MOVING SALES- TV's, FURNITURE, GYM EQUIP etc. - $1 (134 Rockford Ave Holbrook CA)

To: sale-qrtc9-20123448407@craigslist.org

Hello any motorcycles, chainsaws, old axes or old military stuff, or costume jewelry?

I pay more than the Yard sale people do :)

Thanks, Rick  632 580 6546

From: sale-qrtc9-20123448407@craigslist.org

Date: Sat, Aug 27, 2011 at 10:00 AM

Subject: 8/27 MOVING SALES- TV's, FURNITURE, GYM EQUIP etc. - $1 (134 Rockford Ave Holbrook CA)

To: ricktheclown@cablecast.net

Yes! I was going to list those items, but figured there weren't any real Americans left out there today.  The chainsaw hasn't been cleaned in a while, and it's sort of welded to the front of the motorcycle, but they both run pretty well. I don't know what you consider old, but if the 1970s is cool, I have a bunch of those weird armbands that the Khmer Rouge used to wear, as well as a bunch of old leaflets that the Germans were dropping on Poland in 1939. That's old. The only axe I have is kind of weird, I bought it at a hobby shop from I guy I knew, who knew a guy at the Army Navy store. It looks kind of like a dragon killing type of axe, and the guy couldn't legally sell it, so I took it off his hands in exchange for some of those boots with the knife in the toe and some roofies. I don't know, it's kind of lame, and it has some purple jewels on it. Which reminds me: The costume jewelry I'm selling is awesome. I'd recommend getting there early, it will go fast. Most of it is made out of bones, sort of a native theme, I guess. If you want to call to discuss this, I can give you my number (thanks for sending yours - I feel like we're friends now). I usually get to my house at 6pm, and leave in the morning around 7am. If you'd like to have a look prior to Saturday, come by after dark any night this week. I'll leave all the lights on and the shades open, I'm doing that to display the merchandise. I can't wait to meet you on Saturday, Rick. It's been so hard for me to meet anyone lately. Bye for now.