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In Memoriam
Teen Jesus: Bethlehem P.I.

Chapter One: Olive Your Problems Jesus slouched in his chair, weary from assisting Joseph with the large order of oxen carriage fittings...
An Open Letter to All the Ladies Out There From the Herpes Monkey

Ladies, ladies. Listen to me. Man, you are all so beautiful, but that’s not the point. It’s just that you are all looking fabulous, reall...
Be Mine

I would be a good stalker. Like, I'd be really good at freaking you out, but then I'd also be good in the sense that once you fou...
Poetry From the Heart

Poetry From the Heart Journal 6/20/2011 Today was another magical day with Lily! I awoke to find her already busy with the day's activ...
How Do They Work?

I’m not sure how many of you have heard of “The Insane Clown Posse.” I’m also not sure how to explain them to those that haven’t, partly bec...
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This is not funny This is Meta
New Reality

“Would there be anything I could do to convince you?” I asked, as Dr. Hutchins leaned back in his chair. “I do not believe there is anyon...
Fan Fiction

So, I’ve recently discovered the strange and enormous world of fan fiction; and by “discovered” I mean “I found out it exists.” For those n...