"Glorious Successor, as your number one advisor, I recommend we show the world that we are no longer the cruel oppressive regime they believe us to be, but rather a hip, young culture ready to integrate with the modern world."
"Okay, I'm listening."
"Our Ministry of Modern Youth Culture recommends releasing this rock and roll video, played by our finest students from the Youth Culture Program Camp. We are convinced the world will respond positively."
"Is this a new song? I am not familiar with this act."
"Yes, yes. It is a rock and roll hit from America. The American youth think this is fantastic."